Transcend daily thought patterns.
If you want to freeze water, you must lower its temperature to 0° Celsius. If you want to melt iron, you must heat it to 1530° Celsius. But what if you want to freeze iron?
If ice is frozen water, then solid iron is actually frozen liquid iron. Therefore all solid substances that have a liquid state are frozen at room temperature.
Everything is frozen.
Magnets and worms,
enjoy a strange trait;
when broken apart,
they share the same fate.
The worm should be dead,
the magnet – no pole,
but their parts rearrange,
and the pieces are whole.
breadwinner. [bred-win-er] -noun.
1. a person supporting a family with his or her earnings. Since Mike is staying home with the kids, Anne is the family’s new breadwinner.
2. a person who has won the bread lottery. Upon hearing his numbers called out, Peter jumped to his feet and screamed, “I am the breadwinner!”
Applaud whenever someone enters the room.
If everyone else applauds, stand up.
If everyone stands, you win.
Thanks to Bluetooth headsets schizophrenics can now pass for normal people.
When seated in a hot tub,
be cautious where to sit,
for though the jets massage at first,
they soon will make you itch.
A monitor can be a computer screen, a speaker, a lizard, a person or an action.
Now imagine a monitor on a monitor monitoring a monitor on a monitor.
What do you see?
“I wager they would like them orange.”
“Umm, sir? I’m no complainer.”
“But to make them orange, it makes no sense,
just make an orange container!”
“I sink therefore I swam.”