Loss of Me

Need to lose weight in a hurry? Diets can take time. Here are eight overlooked methods for instantly shedding mass:

  1. Remove lint from bellybutton.
  2. Clip fingernails and toenails.
  3. Exfoliate.
  4. Excrete.
  5. Blow nose.
  6. Shave head and body hair.
  7. Donate blood.
  8. Spit.