Old Cars

People are like cars – when we get old we start to break down. Here are ten ways that our aging bodies resemble old cars:

  1. They require increased maintenance and replacement parts.
  2. Their speed and carrying capacity is diminished.
  3. The valves and seals begin to leak.
  4. Some of their parts no longer function.
  5. The exterior is dull and dated.
  6. Businesses replace them with the newer generation.
  7. They are not compatible with modern electronic devices.
  8. They emit strange noises and odors.
  9. They won’t attract any potential mates.
  10. Their last years are spent decaying near others of their kind.

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