{"id":6524,"date":"2015-03-06T15:45:55","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T23:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/?p=6524"},"modified":"2018-02-07T13:05:54","modified_gmt":"2018-02-07T21:05:54","slug":"no-check-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/6524","title":{"rendered":"No Check, Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is this?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Check-Backup.bmp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Preston Waters loves them.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Check-Backup.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"176\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Check-Backup.bmp\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is a check, and it used to be a perfectly reasonable way to pay for things. Now it&#8217;s just a pain in the neck.<\/p>\n<p>Before direct deposit, online banking and debit cards, the only way to get money in or out of a bank account was to go to the bank or an ATM. And if you wanted to transform a check into money, then you had to go into the bank and wait in line to speak with a teller.<\/p>\n<p>Money can be used to buy things because money is a representation of wealth &#8211; a medium used to exchange goods and services. Money allows us to turn bacon into blueberries and garments into gold. Without money, you&#8217;d have to find someone who had what you wanted and wanted what you had.<\/p>\n<p>A check isn&#8217;t a representation of wealth, it&#8217;s a representation of money. It&#8217;s a certified IOU &#8211; a piece of paper that promises the future exchange of money. You can&#8217;t spend a check or trade it for something you want. The only thing you can do with a check is take it to the bank. And this is real problem with checks: if you give one to someone, it means they have to go to the bank.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the technologies mentioned earlier, we rarely have to go to the bank anymore. This is great news because going to the bank costs time and is really <a title=\"Beyond Boredom\" href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/494\" target=\"_blank\">boring<\/a>. But when someone writes us a check, they make us go to the bank, waste our time and make us bored.<\/p>\n<p>So why do we write checks? The answer is what we just mentioned: going to the bank sucks. We don&#8217;t want to go to the bank and withdraw the money to pay someone, so we write them a check and make <em>them<\/em>\u00a0go to the bank. So when you write someone a check, what you&#8217;re really doing is sending them on an errand to the bank. You&#8217;re telling them, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t want to go to the bank, so now you have to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Until the person goes to the bank, they can&#8217;t get the money they&#8217;re owed. They can only have it on the condition that they go waste a bunch of time doing something that you don&#8217;t want to do. So when you&#8217;re sitting there writing their name on that little rectangular piece of paper, you&#8217;re actually subjecting them to a twisted treasure hunt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Check.bmp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6740 alignleft\" title=\"No, thanks!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Check.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"176\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A check is a treasure map &#8211; a treasure map that leads to the bank.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is this? This is a check, and it used to be a perfectly reasonable way to pay for things. Now it&#8217;s just a pain in the neck. Before direct deposit, online banking and debit cards, the only way to get money in or out of a bank account was to go to the bank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6524"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7350,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions\/7350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}