{"id":3209,"date":"2012-12-03T15:50:35","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T23:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/?p=3209"},"modified":"2013-02-27T11:57:56","modified_gmt":"2013-02-27T19:57:56","slug":"lids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/3209","title":{"rendered":"Soda-Ngerous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We wouldn&#8217;t dare leave a soda bottle sitting open, yet we have no fear of spilling a can. Sure, the bottle may be taller and slightly less stable, but how many soda bottles are we really knocking over?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Soda-Spill.bmp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Would you like some punch to drink? Ha, ha, ha!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Soda-Spill.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The soda bottle lid is only necessary because it exists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We wouldn&#8217;t dare leave a soda bottle sitting open, yet we have no fear of spilling a can. Sure, the bottle may be taller and slightly less stable, but how many soda bottles are we really knocking over? The soda bottle lid is only necessary because it exists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5],"tags":[772,771,773],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3209"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3319,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209\/revisions\/3319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}