{"id":3083,"date":"2012-11-26T15:30:20","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T23:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2014-07-04T07:46:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T14:46:47","slug":"cleft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/3083","title":{"rendered":"The Cleft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Orbs, held within the fold,<br \/>\nof flesh, cleft and braced.<\/p>\n<p>Forbidden that none behold,<br \/>\nyet dressed, then placed,<\/p>\n<p>To draw eyes and ire,<br \/>\nthat hearts burn and seethe desire,<\/p>\n<p>And wonder at the sense,<br \/>\nto stash a sacred thing where all can see.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Shirts.bmp\"><img title=\"Pardon me for interfering, but that's a nice shirt.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Shirts.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Regardless of the wearer&#8217;s intent, female clothing is geometrically designed to direct attention to the chest \u2013\u00a0the precise area deemed inappropriate for inspection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Orbs, held within the fold, of flesh, cleft and braced. Forbidden that none behold, yet dressed, then placed, To draw eyes and ire, that hearts burn and seethe desire, And wonder at the sense, to stash a sacred thing where all can see. Regardless of the wearer&#8217;s intent, female clothing is geometrically designed to direct [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5],"tags":[747,746],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5764,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions\/5764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}