{"id":1701,"date":"2012-02-20T10:29:15","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T18:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2012-02-20T10:36:37","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T18:36:37","slug":"orange-on-a-toothpick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/1701","title":{"rendered":"Orange on a Toothpick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>axe murderer. [<strong>aks mer<\/strong>-der-er]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-noun.<\/p>\n<p>1. a person who has killed another person using an axe.<\/p>\n<p><em>baby murderer. [<strong>bay-<\/strong>bee\u00a0<strong>mer<\/strong>-der-er]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>-noun.<\/p>\n<p>1. a person who has killed another person using a baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>axe murderer. [aks mer-der-er] -noun. 1. a person who has killed another person using an axe. baby murderer. [bay-bee\u00a0mer-der-er] -noun. 1. a person who has killed another person using a baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[35,624,623],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1704,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}