{"id":144,"date":"2011-04-05T23:24:40","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T06:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyduncan.wordpress.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2014-07-04T08:29:05","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T15:29:05","slug":"the-loxley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/archives\/144","title":{"rendered":"The Loxley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard of <em>The Loxley<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>If not, don&#8217;t fret. It&#8217;s no big deal, just the latest fad sweeping my bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>In your travels you may have seen the occasional person sporting what is known as a <em>tuque<\/em>. These devices are often used to preserve heat inside the cranium, thus warming the brain. They also serve to identify with certain social groups. As a general rule, the tighter the tuque, the more angsty the group.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/tuquegraph1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-510\" title=\"This graph also works if you change &quot;Angstyness&quot; to &quot;Annual Income.&quot;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/tuquegraph1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/tuquegraph1.jpg 463w, http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/tuquegraph1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re stuck somewhere on this graph, <em>The Loxley<\/em> can help you. <em>The Loxley<\/em> is merely an alternative way of wearing a tuque, inspired by a type of felt hat made famous by Robin Hood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-146\" title=\"Didn't Robin wear a hood?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"176\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Above is a horrible drawing of a typical Robin Hood hat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;It&#8217;s a feather.<\/p>\n<p>So if we take the concept of Robin&#8217;s cap and apply it to a tuque, we get:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-147\" title=\"The Loxley also quickly and easily reverts back to a standard tuque in just four easy steps.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley.jpg 463w, http:\/\/www.duncanpriebe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/loxley-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are many claims that when people morph their tuque into <em>The Loxley<\/em> they feel more confident, more intelligent and more like a 15th century English thief. There are even rumors that\u00a0<em>The Loxley<\/em> strengthens the immune system and improves sexual performance. Try it, you won&#8217;t regret it.<\/p>\n<p>The Loxley\u00a0\u2013\u00a0it&#8217;s gonna be big.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard of The Loxley? If not, don&#8217;t fret. It&#8217;s no big deal, just the latest fad sweeping my bedroom. In your travels you may have seen the occasional person sporting what is known as a tuque. These devices are often used to preserve heat inside the cranium, thus warming the brain. 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